From the old Fantastic Four Cartoon

Hey everybody, I got into an online comedy competition sponsored by American Eagle. You can vote for me and watch my video by clicking here.  Please vote for someone in the other region so you can vote me over them and please vote daily.

Recently, someone I know reposted this list of things guys are supposed to do. You can find this on your own if you do a search or have female friends on myspace. Here, I have a few objections to a few of the entries. Continue reading ‘Response to selected entries from “There are some things guys should always do for girls. PERIOD.”’

So if you have any questions about the site, you can ask my substitute.

Watch this video from the MTV Music Awards (quicktime required)

My comments after the link

Continue reading ‘More Proof that Kanye West is a Dick’

Goofy new video from French artists Arthur H and -M-

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Just had to put that out there.

I was walking to class today and a kindly old man handed me a pocket version of the New Testament. Kindly I say, not creepy. I’m not super religious, but that kindly aura he was projecting made me admire his commitment to his work. And as I kept on walking, I noticed that there were in fact multiple kindly old men passing out these things. Which made me wonder: What if the power of kindly old men was put to use for evil? Continue reading ‘The Power of Kindly Old Men’

Apparently, the Thai Prime Minister was removed from power when a coup d’etat took place while he was out. I’m just going to say it right now: That was a sissy move by the General. Come on, taking over when the guy’s gone? That’s just being cowardly. What, are you afraid he would have fought you to the death and won when you came over to his office? If you had gone into his office while he was actually there, you could have shared some sort of dramatic dialogue with him that would have been a highlight of the book you would have gone on to write on the experience, which would subsequently be adapted into a clichéd action movie that would have added a 20 minute climatic fight. Seriously though, this is a rather disappointing occuance. Sure, the guy’s been annoying you, but if you had waited long enough, you probably would have been able to remove him through the normal processes. Kudos to Australia and New Zealand for actually going out and condemning the incident.